it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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