what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
