in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
operation have a gay friend backfired
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Another day, another engagement, another cat
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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