If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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