Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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