nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
