I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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