I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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