How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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