found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can text with my tongue
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
