Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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