i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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