there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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