really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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