pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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