ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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