Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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