Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
