My room smells like vodka and shame
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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