we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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