We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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