Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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