Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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