bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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