I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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