O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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