We're like a lot better than the average bears
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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