Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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