She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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