i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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