he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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