Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
