never play flip cup with pint glasses
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Your topless pictures make me question reality
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It's shark week go big or go home
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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