oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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