Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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