Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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