what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I need water and some morals
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