Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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