I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Green mimosas i think yes
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
In other news, I just burned my penis
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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