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yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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