Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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