My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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