I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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