Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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