it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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