I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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