I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those š
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote āColleenās Dickāwith a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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