that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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