Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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