You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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