I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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