Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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