She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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