you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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