so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Boobs are out for the taking
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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